Bravo's New Line-Up: What's new and what's known?

Yesterday, Bravo announced its new line-up including 15 new shows and 16 returning programs. Since Bravo is God's gift to reality TV, I thought I would provide commentary. To view the full list, go here: http://www.bravotv.com/blogs/the-dish/bravo-announces-15-new-and-16-returning-shows?cid=bravofb

New Reality Shows

Top Chef Duels: I would comment on this, but I think I already fell asleep when I saw the words "top chef."

Best New Restaurant: I thought this would be cool if it was set up in kind of a Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives format, but then I realized it was going to be a competition. So, um, basically another extension of Top Chef.

100 Dates: This one sounds promising--and a lot like my social life before I met my fiance. The only difference it takes place in NYC. Maybe it will be a refreshed Millionaire Matchmaker.

Friends to Lovers: I believe this a grown-up version of MTV's Friendzone.

Manzo'd with Children: Are the Manzos of RHONJ dynamic enough to carry their own show?

Euros of Hollywood: It's Europeans in Hollywood. How is this different from regular Hollywood?

Ladies of London: A British Real Housewives. That could be awesome, except that the British Housewives are historically the most annoying ones.

Game of Crowns: Think Toddlers and Tiaras meets Cougar Wives.

Million Dollar Listings Miami: The success of this show will depend of the likability of the agents in this city. On the other hand, if they're unbearable, viewers might tune in anyway.

Jersey Belle: Sounds like Jersey Shore meets Kell on Earth.

Untying the Knot: A show about divorce. This one sounds original.

Extreme Guide to Parenting: Nanny 911 meets Wife Swap.

The RHOA: Kandi's Wedding: Kandi's not likable enough to have her own show. That is all.

Renewed Reality Shows

Below Deck: Have you ever met a single person who watches this?

Million Dollar Listings LA: No surprise here.

Top Chef: How many more times can we watch someone make souffle?

The Millionaire Matchmaker: I'm anxious to see what morons come back to Patti for another go-around. Also, will she get married this season?

The Real Housewives of New Jersey, Atlanta, and Beverly Hills: Again, not shocking.

Vanderpump Rules: <Sigh of Relief>

Newlyweds: Awesome! I wonder if it will feature the same couples as season 1.

...and many more.